Wow, I haven’t posted shit on here for a long time. Anyway, here are some pictures that I’ve taken lately. I’m pretty into photography. Enjoy?
For the most part, I would say, “fuck this video”. You should, however, skip over to around 2:08 and start watching from there. It’s basically amazing. But once the idiot guy with the black shirt starts talking, end it. Seriously. Enjoy.
Summer is nearly here, & to people like me, that means annoying heat, humidity, and lame trends. From what I’ve been able to gather by reading magazines and keeping up with designers, this Summer’s trends are suckier than trends usually are.
One, particularly disgusting, is the jumpsuit. Now, when I was about 8, my mom bought me a jumpsuit. Not only did I hate it, but everyone made fun of me for wearing it. Now they’re in style. If you’re okay with looking like a sausage casing, then the jumpsuit is right for you.
I mean, seriously. How ridiculous does this look? It’s like a fucking leotard.
Secondly comes the Peruvian-style trend. I say that only because I have no idea how else to put it. Moccassins and bright colors are the new Summer fashions to go by. From recent fashion spreads (two in a row in Teen Vogue) it seems that this native type of shit is in. Now, don’t get me wrong, Peruvian culture is amazing, and so is their traditional dress. Amazing for them. FOR THEM. If you’re not Peruvian, you’ll basically look like a fucking tool trying to pull those clothes off. Not even adding to this that you’ll blind the shit out of everyone with the uber-bright colors. You may even die from choking yourself with enormous beaded necklaces. Good luck with that.
I’m sure you’re totally loving those pants. Oh yeah.
Well, there you have it. My two “favorite” shit trends of S/S ’09. But, I do have to admit that if one summer classic can make me happy, it’s a floral. At least there’s that to enjoy.
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First of all, thanks for the birthday post, Vee. That was one of the coolest things I’ve received today 
Maybe it doesn’t make any sense that I’m posting this, but someone out there has to agree with me. Twitter. It drives me insane. It’s ridiculous. If you look it up on Google, the first link that pops up says, “Twitter. What Are You Doing?”. Who the fuck cares what you’re doing? Are you that lame that all you do is post what you’re “doing” every 2 seconds? Again, no one gives. So why do it? My problem isn’t really with social networks, it’s how people use them. So much so that sites like fucking Twitter are created. I swear, people act super cool on these sites or while they’re textingand whatnot, and then you meet them and it’s like… what the hell happened to your “personality”? Nothing. It just wasn’t ever there. Because people let their personalities get sucked up by social networking and all that jazz. Twitter is the most ridiculous site to date. How about acting like we did in the old days, when profiles and shiny comment images didn’t portray who we were? I remember when people could stand by themselves confidently, without having to whip out their phone and pretend they were texting to feel accompanied. Now, I see people WITH OTHER PEOPLE doing that. Like they can’t communicate or deal with a little bit of awkward silence. It’s bullshit. If in 20 years everyone isn’t anti-social or a serial murderer, I’ll be shocked. That was my rant. Hope you enjoyed it.
Sofia.
I initially saw Britney Spears’ new music video, “If You Seek Amy”, a few days ago, after staying up all night watching AM on MTV. Instantly I was captured by the shoes she is wearing along with her dominatrix-y black outfit, the red ones. I looked them up online and found out that they’re Christian Louboutin’s, and worth (get this) about $1600! Regardless the price, they’re very beautiful. And I must admit that Britney pulls them off like a goddess. Here’s the eye candy of your life. Enjoy.
Don’t say you don’t want this just as much as I do.
It’s an alarm clock. Loves it!
Peace. Sofia.
Well everyone, Vee already talked a bit about the new “co-author” for the blog. I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Sofia, I’m 18, & I’m a girl. I plan on going to school sometime in the near future to major in photography.
Vee and I went to school together and became friends, and that’s how I found out about his plans to start Urbanite. Now, I’m literally obsessed with fashion, so knowing that one of my friends was starting a clothing line was pretty rad.
Anyway people, you will be hearing my nonsense in the future. Peace.
